Score: 6

"Kinda hard to read"

submission: Platform Tutorial AS2

date: October 19, 2009

It's really nice that you've put this together for people, but the black text against dark green background makes it almost completely illegible. I'd change the background color and re-upload it.

Score: 10

"Awesome"

submission: Ask Taco-Man: Flash

date: October 17, 2009

Oh my God...I teared up from laughing so hard at this. This was like a Flash animator version of Jeff Vogel's gloomy rants about the misery of being an independent game designer. Well done, Mr. T.

...

...Mister T. Heh.

Score: 10

"Brilliant!"

submission: Messed-Up Bible Stories 6

date: September 16, 2009

You never disappoint, sir. I like how Lot sounds uncannily like a certain former president as rendered in a certain Scooby-Doo parody series on a certain flash website by a certain author. (I'm pretty certain about it.)

Score: 8

"Cool!"

submission: Nevermore 3

date: April 6, 2009

I have to deduct a couple of points because you have to right-click and hit Play before you even get to the title screen. (Otherwise, it just stays white.) Otherwise, this is an enjoyable, pleasant little adventure game with lovely art and excellent sound design. Well done.

Score: 8

"Cute"

submission: 2nd Annual Tank Awards

date: March 14, 2009

This was pretty amusing throughout, but I really laughed at this line: "Without your support...we'd be a site full of hentai." Heh.

Also, I agree with your choices for winner. Waterflame is a phenomenal talent, and Fancy Pants World 2 is pretty much unmatched in the Flash gaming world for its sheer playability and fun. I wasn't a huge fan of Chuck's Tux, but I recognize that it was extremely well-made, and I probably wouldn't place it below any of the other nominees.

Overall, nice job. :)

Score: 9

"Nice job!"

submission: In My Arms Collab

date: March 12, 2009

This is consistently great almost the entire way through (special props to Jeinu for produing, IMHO, the best animations in the bunch).

However, there were a couple of things that made me scratch my head. Why the Bob Dylan reference early on? It doesn't seem to have anything to do with the song, other than (I guess) as a reference to the ocean, but it seems a little contrived. And while I thought Nathaniel Milburn's portion was funny, it really didn't fit with the rest of the animations, thematically or stylistically. Also, and this is just nit-picking, but the clouds in AtomicNoodle's part should be appearing behind the bird, right? (Unless it's just a really tremendous bird that we're really, really far away from.)

Anyway, this is great overall. And I'm especially glad that you interpreted this song so literally, because Jon Foreman is a Christian rock musician, and I don't think I could have stomached watching a "Love Song to Jesus collab." ;)

Score: 10

"Bahahaha!"

submission: Its a Tank!

date: February 21, 2009

That was absolutely hilarious! I LOL'ed. Nice work. :)

Score: 10

"Beautiful"

submission: Fågelskrämman

date: January 18, 2009

Newgrounds would be a nicer place if there were more mature, meaningful shorts like this. The beautiful art doesn't hurt either. ;)

Score: 5

"Well made, but..."

submission: Shadez: Black Operations

date: August 29, 2008

This is just Age of War in silhouette, played only in the modern era. Why do I need to play this game again under a different name?

Score: 9

"Wow, very good!"

submission: Anaksha: Female Assassin

date: August 6, 2008

First of all, great job on this game: the art is fabulous, the engine runs smoothly, it has a great control scheme, and I love the ragdoll death animations.

Now that I've gotten that out of the way: why on earth are you apologizing for the feminist slant in this game? It's great! It gives the game emotional weight. It's a hell of a lot more interesting to play a character with an emotional backstory and a motive than to be some nameless stick man with no purpose, like in the Tactical Assassin games.

Listen, you need to ignore reviewers like ZombieBob. Feminism is about equal respect, opportunity, and treatment for women, not about man-hating. If this were just a game about man-hating, we'd be capping every guy that walks across the screen rather, not picking out the men who treat women like garbage. Trust me, dude, you're fine. No need to change things just because someone who knows nothing about feminism starts whining about your game's pro-woman stance.