MalTheDestroyer's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Pico & the Mental Menace]

Well-made but not especially fun

The graphics are nice, the animations look good, there's a nice shotgun sound, the music fits well, and it's a good idea over all, but the game play leaves a lot to be desired. For the first level, all you do is shoot, then duck, then shoot, then duck, over and over. The sheer predictability of it makes the enemies too easy. But then you get to the first boss, who is WAY too difficult (in my opinion). Dodging his lasers is easy, but you can't seem to avoid being stomped on. I died without leaving so much as a scratch on him, and frankly, the game play is boring enough that I don't feel like getting back up to him to try again.

You, on the other hand, SHOULD try again, because with a little more effort and playtesting, this could be a fun game!

[Pico of the Dark Ages]

Not bad

This is a pretty good game--the graphics are nice, the music is well-chosen, and the theme is amusing (though I have to say, those bad guys don't look even slightly goth to me.)

However, there are some flaws that hurt the gameplay. Here are some things you can do to improve it:

--Have the player not take damage when he blocks. I mean, really. There's no point to blocking when you're not even going to avoid taking damage with it. (Aside from which, the enemies don't seem to take damage when they block--why should the player?)
--When you jump-attack an enemy and they poke the air below you, this should not count as them having hit you.

BTW, for people having trouble: running back and forth, stabbing enemies and then retreating, is by far the best way to get through this game without taking much damage, especially since blocking is less than useful. Also, run-jump-attacking the boar commander is the way to go. This strategy got me past the first level pretty easily--blocking got me killed two enemies in. You be the judge.

[Diamond Well]

Kind of annoying, honestly

Here is what annoys me about this game: monsters seem to spawn seemingly at random, and your pipe doesn't move quickly enough to retract and gobble up monsters who spawn at the top of the screen when you're down near the bottom. And even the weakest monster can destroy your pipe in a matter of 2-3 seconds. Thus, whether you die or not near the end of any given level seems to be more a question of luck than skill. I don't like that. If you can figure out a way to balance the gameplay better, I'll give this another try. For now, no dice.

Thunder-Hawk responds:

Just try to drop boulders on the critical spots... helps a lot.

[Gateway]

Very cool!

Having just played Gateway II earlier today, I had to go and see what number 1 was like. Let me just say, the puzzles in this first game are much, much easier than the puzzles in the sequel. Gateway took me about 15, maybe 20 minutes to beat (compared with Gateway II, which took substantially longer).

I am pleased to see that the excellent engine, crisp graphics, and generally slick production of Gateway II are borrowed from its predecessor. Though this one feels much more trivial by virtue of the lack of plot, the gameplay holds up nicely. Good job, sir.

[Bloons]

Nice job

This game was a lot of fun, but dear sweet lord, why did you have to make level 11 so hard?

[PiPi The Jumping Bubble]

Pipi, now on Wii?

Seriously, what is it with games and game systems being named after urination nowadays? PiPi? Wii? What's next: Piss Puddle the Game?

Okay, just kidding. Seriously though, this is a neat little game. It's fun to send our little urinary hero vaulting through the air by popping bubbles (though it would be nice if they made a more full and satisfying popping noise). The controls leave a little be desired--Pipi is rather sluggish as far as following the mouse, and given how quickly his rises and falls, it becomes awfully easy to slip up and miss a bubble. Considering that there are no checkpoints and that you have to then start over, this makes it somewhat frustrating to keep playing.

Anyway, good work. What can I say--this game was a piss! :)

[Attractors 3]

Very nifty

This a fun little gadget you've created here with a wide variety of options. I had fun fooling around with it for five minutes or so, but it loses its interest fairly quickly, since there is no objective to accomplish. If you can find a way to make this into a game, you'll have something unique on your hands.

The NG audio jukebox had the potential to hold my interest for much longer than the gadget did on its own. Unfortunately, it seems to only be capable of playing one song--a MIDI piano track with a nice melody but amateurish sequencing (there seem to be no changes in tempo, and every note sounds like it's being played at 128 velocity). If you can find some way to make it play other tracks (or, better yet, browse the audio portal) you'll have my 5.

[FPA: World 2 demo]

Fantastic work

The levels are a little less smooth than in world 1, but they're more challenging--a bit like what I'd expect. I especially like the caves (or at least, they give me the impression of being caves) right after the floating platform part. They aren't especially dangerous but they require some clever maneuvering to navigate.

Speaking of clever maneuvering, the controls for the wall jump are greatly improved from World 1--I don't find myself sticking to walls now unless I really want to. My only complaint is the ledge hanging thing--I like it, but I wish there were a way ti make him let go and drop straight down rather than jump off (maybe have the character let go if you tap the down arrow or something).

Anyway, nice work--I like how this game is evolving. Keep us updated!

Note: The relatively low ratings are for incompleteness, measured against the quality of what's there. Obviously, once you submit the full thing, you'll get higher ratings from me. :)

DrNeroCF responds:

Yeah... eh... can't you tap the down arrow to make him drop...? Shoot me a message about that...

[-PURSUIT-]

Great job!

This is a great little puzzle/adventure game. The graphics are nice, the voice acting is good (with the notable exception of Michael), and the puzzles are, for the most part, not overly difficult. I also found the repeated Armor Games references amusing (I sure hope they gave you a hefty sponsorship!)

Problems (SPOILERS)

Why do you have to make a fishing rod to catch a fish to get a blowtorch to end up in the exact same room you were already in when you got the rope you used to make the fishing rod in the first place? That makes no sense at all. Just saying. It kind of ruins the believability of the gameplay, which otherwise is pretty good.

Also, I had to go to the walkthrough to find out that you could break down walls in the sewers. You'd have to go around clicking randomly to figure that out otherwise--not good.

Anyway, other than minor issues like that, this game was very well made. You get a 4 out of 5 for your trouble. :-)