MalTheDestroyer's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Get Anything Accepted!]

There is nothing here

It's just a tween of a guy, um, talking I guess. No sound, no color, and not even a complete stick figure. I'm sure you can guess how many stars I'm giving this.

TNOAT responds:

10? Also there wasn't a teen in here you dunce.

[Puppy Craze!!!]

I'm confused

Let me see if I have this right: I just watched a stop motion film of a puppy being molested by a roll of electric tape and a lei? That was both pointless and kind of disturbing. For your next film, I recommend a plot of some sort, preferably not involving puppies and electric tape.

[Sunshine: Blue]

Could use some more...stuff.

This flash appears to be a short looped tween set to music. The closest thing this movie has to a character is the sun, who does nothing except sit there while his rays rotate around him. Aside from this and a bunch of lollipops "dancing," nothign happens at all in this movie. The only thing dynamic about the flash is the music, but unfortunately you're using a poor quality mp3--I can hear audio artifacts periodically which reduce the enjoyability of listening to the song.

Here is what you can do to improve this flash:
--find a better version of that song to use
--try using multiple different colors at once
--make something happen during the course of the movie

Do that, and you're sure to get better ratings!

Absurd-Ditties responds:

Are you really so stupid that you assume I'm trying to get a good score with this flash?

[Child Planet & Monkey p.1]

Not bad!

I'm impressed--this has to be the first Clock Crew movie I've seen since Lord of the Clocks with an actual, honest-to-god plot of some kind. It's pretty well-animated, too. Nice work!

Eternal-Panda responds:

Not only a plot, but an ORIGINAL plot.
(take that Strange Clock, face.)

Thanks much =D

[God's Away on Business]

I like it

This is good, but you seriously need to add some subtitles to this. I understood about 1 out of every 5 lines.

[God of War 2 Theme]

I laughed until I cried.

Oh my God. That sounds EXACTLY like what they are saying. Absolutely hilarious. The animation was kind of substandard, honestly, but the concept was so good, and the results so hilarious, that I'm voting this a 4 anyway. :)

[Silent Film: Holes]

Fantastic!

This deserves my 5. Hilarious and clever.

[Zelda: Heart for the Hero]

Ahahahaha!

That was fantastic! Aside from being a truly clever parody of the more recent Zelda games, this flash was EXTREMELY well-animated and funny as hell. Also, the voice acting was spot-on. I can find absolutely nothing to fault this movie on. Great job! I look forward to seeing more from you.

[little frog]

Cute!

The animation was nice and fluid, with a consistent style and some amusing moments. The song was very nice, and it fit the flash perfectly. Also, the whole thing was extremely cute. Not unbearably cute--just the right level of cuteness. It made me smile. :)

[Super Mario bros Z ep 6 (old series)]

That was pretty fantastic

I've enjoyed all the episodes leading up to this one, but this is the first one that has really, really impressed me. I enjoyed this one more, I think, in large part because it was the first episode that didn't end with the heroes getting creamed unexpectedly after fighting well the entire episode. :P Also, the graphics on this one were excellent. Keep up the good work.